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Snarky apparel for people who blended enough.
Phase one is small on purpose. A few things we'd actually wear, printed on things that survive the wash.
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Blended EnoughBestseller
"Blended Enough" Tee
$28
Heavyweight cotton, copper print. The house slogan.
Worth It?
"Worth It?" Tote
$22
Canvas, roomy. For hauling the products that were, in fact, worth it.
Skip This Step
"Skip This Step" Tee
$28
The permission slip you needed, in wearable form.
Trend TriageNew
Trend Triage Print
$18
A5 riso print. The verdicts, framed for your vanity.
No Retouching
"No Retouching" Sticker Set
$8
Five vinyl stickers. Real skin propaganda for your laptop.
Suffer Less
"Suffer Less" Cap
$26
Unstructured, copper embroidery. For bad hair days, literally.
Printed to last
Heavyweight, pre-shrunk, and survives the number of washes a good joke deserves.
Honest sizing
Real measurements on every product page. No "runs small" surprises.
Easy returns
30 days, no interrogation. If it's not right, send it back.
Get first dibs on phase two.
New drops, plus the occasional useful email.